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yeaaaahhhh

darkohexar:

You know what my favorite thing about the Pokemon TCG is? The attack names:

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And my all-time favorite:

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maravilhanaervilha:

“…and that’s my presentation.”

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His pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you.

I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.

i think I am going to cry

I think at least 200,000 of those notes are me reblogging this

fartgallery:

i saw a guy at work today wearing a shirt that said “I <3 titties and beer”. i guess his arms got too tired to carry around his “I AM VERY STRAIGHT EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW STRAIGHT I AM” sign

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

fictional-dreams:

we have a new record for the most dramatic zoom

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livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

fictional-dreams:

we have a new record for the most dramatic zoom

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coasting:

at least the sea cucumber doesn’t rape girls

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jewist:

the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again

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Sofia Vergara reads mean tweet.

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moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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